- Do it
- My alone time is for your safety
- This shit is bananas
- Be careful I’m not sure…
- I accidentally became…
- Therapy is not enough
- Blow me
- I can’t go to hell
- Chaos
- Well, well, well
- Crochet because murder is wrong
- Danger mouth operates faster than brain
- Sorry I’m late
- I’ll get over it just gotta be dramatic first
- Hello I’m easily distracted
- Emotional Support Coworker
- F-Caw-f
- My flabbers are gasted
- Not a fragile like a flower
- Genx lots of memories no evidence
- I will handle it but I will cry first
- Some people just need a high five to the face with a chair
- Don’t be a hippo-twatamus
- You know what I like about people? Their dogs
- I’ll get over it I just need to be dramatic first (unicorn)
- In memory of when I gave a shit
- It is what it is but it is no bueno
- Judging you silently
- Mysterious leg bruise club
- When I told you I liked you, I didn’t mean every day
- If you don’t have anything nice to say, sit next to me
- No touchy
- Not a hugger
- I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk
- Not the worst employee
- I’m sorry I offended you by using facts and logic
- Oh look, nobody gives a shit
- Can I pet that dog
- Little ray of pitch black sunshine
- I identify as a problem
- I have selective hearing you were not selected
- I don’t have enough serotonin for this shit
- Doing side quests
- I require snacks
- Snoot booper club
- I want you to know that someone cares, not me but someone
- when someone yells stop…
- Stop asking why I’m crazy I don’t ask why you’re stupid
- If I give you a straw…
- If I survive the rest of this week…
- There it goes my last flying fuck
- Everyone was thinking it, I just said it
- Thinking of you
- Live laugh toaster bath
- Toodaloo Cuntaroos
- I’m not always a trainwreck, just kidding toot toot
- I will put you in a trunk and help people look for you
- Trust me I’m a doctor
- Don’t be a twatwaffle
- Undiagnosed but something ain’t right
- I am… unstoppable
- In my defense I was left unsupervised
- In order to insult me I must first value your opinion
- That sounds like a you problem
- You’re weird, I’ll keep you
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